• The Comedy Haven

  • About Us

    “If you wanna be in comedy heaven, go with The Comedy Haven!” - Paul Bond

    What is The Comedy Haven?

    The Comedy Haven is a full service entertainment agency specializing in professional stand up comedy shows.

    Whether it’s a 10,000 seat theater, a 20 seat outdoor dining room and everything in between, The Comedy Haven will bring a top notch comedy show for your gathering.


    We bring the area’s best comedians and everything needed to deliver the ‘comedy club experience’ to you for fundraisers and benefit events, roasts, corporate meetings and celebrations, country clubs, anniversary, graduation, birthday, Bar and Bat Mitzvah parties, or to add as entertainment at your restaurant...


    Founded in 2006 by stand up comedian and New Jersey native Rob Epple, The Comedy Haven provides everything needed to make the show happen, as well as your favorite comedians from all over the United States, for a completely customizable, laugh-filled, worry-free event! Call 908-403-0502 or email ComedyHavenProductions@gmail.com today to discuss your event and for a FREE price quote!


    Proudly serving: New Jersey, New York (all boroughs and Long Island), Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Vermont, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, North Carolina


    Comedy Haven Productions, LLC is registered in the State of NJ and fully insured. “The Comedy Haven” brand name and logo are the professional and intellectual property of Rob Epple and Comedy Haven Productions, LLC and may only only be used with written and signed permission.

  • “We made a ton of money and EVERYONE enjoyed themselves!”

    Our fully equipped, customizable ‘Comedy Night’ fundraisers are a fun-filled way to sell tickets and bring a crowd in to support your organization!


    VFW / American Legion, Volunteer Fire Dept and Rescue Squads, PBA/ FOP, Elks/Moose/Eagle/Lions, Knights of Columbus, Kiwanis, Animal Rescue, Political organizations, Little League, PAL, Project Graduation, Churches, Synagogues - you name it


  • Molly Maguire’s - Clark NJ

    Eat. Drink. Laugh. Repeat.

    The Comedy Haven at 

    Molly Maguire’s - Clark

    Hilarious shows featuring the nations BEST comics on our stage!

    New acts every week! Comics from HBO, Comedy Central, BET, Showtime, Conan, Jimmy Fallon, MTV, SNL, Fox, and many more!


    Every Friday night 9PM

    NEXT SHOW: May 31st

    $20 Admission plus

    two item minimum per person

    Call 732-388-6511 to reserve or visit...


    ...to order tickets online



    Friday May 31st

    HEADLINER: Terry McNeely

    MC: Evan Weiss

    Special Guest: Lou Sammartino





    $20 Admission plus

    two item minimum per person

    Call 732-388-6511 to reserve

    Or visit MollyMaguires.com to order online

    (Click image to order tickets)




  • Comedy Club Consulting

    Getting on the ground floor of the next big comedy BOOM!

    Creating a Full-Scale Comedy Club

    Nationwide Consulting

    Are you looking to embark on a venture within your venue capable of huge earnings? Consider opening a comedy club within your establishment. We can walk you through the process from application of equipment to table layouts, marketing strategies to general comedy club management, we’ll assist and consult every way possible up to Opening Night and beyond! On-site or off-site consulting anywhere in the US.


    Weekly, Monthly, or Yearly

    “You should make this a regular thing!” - anonymous showgoer

    Every Friday....twice a year...first Wednesday of each month

    The Comedy Haven will gladly make any regular shows happen and can accommodate all schedules

    Fresh lineups every show!

    Sensible and cost-effective shows for every night of the week!

    Call today to add Comedy Nights to your entertainment schedule


  • FAQs

    “Let me askya somethin’....”

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Why stand up comedy?

    A: Stand up comedy shows have been utilized by volunteer organizations and in the food and beverage service industry for decades as a proven way to draw a crowd for a good time and to generate a profit. Whether it’s using the proceeds to benefit a charitable cause, raising funds for the operational expenses of a particular organization, or to attract more guests to eat and drink at your establishment, stand-up comedy is a highly enjoyable way to bring people together!


    Q: What do you mean by ‘full service’?

    A: Full service means all the equipment needed for the show, including spotlights, stage, and microphone with loud speaker. You don’t need to provide anything more than two power outlets in the performance space - we’ll handle the rest!


    Q: How much will my “Comedy Night” event cost?

    A: There are several moving pieces that need to be addressed to ensure the success of any stand-up comedy event. For that reason each show is price quoted on an individual basis after reviewing every specific detail in a manner to deliver the most potential for profit versus cost.


    Q: Which comedians can you hire for our event?

    A: Comedy Haven Productions, LLC maintains professional relationships with thousands of Comedians, agents, promoters, and talent coordinators across the United States and Canada. If you have a specific comedian you wish to have part of your event, we have the tools to make it happen. If a nationally touring household name celebrity is what you’re looking for, we’re excited to get it done!


    Q: What happens when we are ready to schedule our event?

    A: Once you have reached a decision to do your show, and settled upon a date, an entertainment services agreement will be presented, reviewed and signed, after which the comedians will be contacted and scheduled exclusively for your event. It’s that simple!


    Q: Who promotes our “Comedy Night” event?

    A. While The Comedy Haven takes an active role promoting each and every show we conduct to the best of our abilities, the responsibility of advertising to inform the public at large resulting in sold tickets, and turning as much profit as possible rests on the organization or venue conducting the event. The Comedy Haven is available anytime day or night to support clients in their efforts to generate interest for their event.


    Q: How can we promote our show?

    A. Comedy shows can be promoted any number of ways. Word-of-mouth is the most direct and effective way to generate interest for your event. Start by talking about it with friends and family, organization members, and their respective families, each and every single guest or client who frequents your establishment should leave fully aware and interested in your event… Tell everyone from the mail carrier to the clerk at your favorite coffee shop or the folks who maintain your car! Talk it up to everyone you possibly can and strive for the same from everyone involved or employed. Hit the streets with a stack of flyers! Promote door-to-door at businesses and homes - be friendly, approach the public and inform them of what you have going on. Beyond word-of-mouth, social media advertising platforms allow for visibility to thousands of people in a short amount of time. Flyers, newspaper ads, radio spots, and eye-catching signage at your establishment are also effective ways to help spread the word. Think outside the box - find new and unique ways to make the public aware. Be consistent. Be persistent!


    Q: We know absolutely nothing about promoting, nor do we have the time. Who can help us promote?

    A: Every successful comedy venue or show has one thing in common - the venue conducting the event is not only enthusiastic about the show(s), but they’re sharing that excitement with everyone who walks through their door. It is IMPERATIVE that venues and organizations take the lead role in the promotion of their shows. If time and ability are a hold up from conducting an effective full-time marketing campaign, ask about our Promotion and Marketing Services packages! Also, Social media management, multimedia content creators, and event promotion service providers are available for referral upon request.


    Q: I just want to get a comic to pick on my dad for a little bit at his birthday party...

    A: No problem...I got just the comic for the job! Tell me a little about your dad...


    Q: What’s up with your logo?

    A: Every piece on the logo represents something about The Comedy Haven. The spotlights represent the equipment we set up, breakdown, and operate with precision and safety. The old school microphone represents classic style work ethic and an old school business approach. You can be a goofy lookin’ fella with his tongue hangin’ out, or a couple who laughs with their eyes shut, or a beautiful classy woman dating a silly-lookin’ red haired guy, or some funny young man who likes to leave his hand on the stage during the show for the comedian to step on....it doesn’t matter, you are welcome to come in, sit down, have some laughs and enjoy your night at The Comedy Haven

    (We have ice for fingers that get stepped on)

  • Contact Us

    Get the ball rolling on your event...or tell us about your experience....or request a comic at one of our shows.....write to us below or call 908-403-0502